10: crybabies

my final project for advanced drawing! i think these are really funny. 11"x14" using coloured pencils of course.

9: hey fatty

here's a new batch of pizza, olive and feta this time. its made from sculpy, beeswax, paint, food coloring, and hair products. i obviously didn't make the plate or saran wrap. click to enlarge!

8: teenage rebel

a tiny clip of the shrugs playing the ukrainian labour temple fundraiser triple threat talent show fiasco, featuring a calming water background and me in a leg brace.

7

this is the third and final porno drawing i did. parts of it are a bit whack if you ask me, but it could be worse. also down there is an old pencil crayon drawing i did of my dear friend, matt williams (24x32).

6

this is a creepy thing i made for drawing class.. it's me, only it's supposed to be reminiscent of those rubber faces you can buy to be your special companion, if you know what i mean. it's mounted at waist height, only it's made out of plaster, so good luck. also,

valentines comes early! the second of three drawings i did adapted from photos in matt k's 2004 swank magazine. the first one is in entry 3.

5: the cute post

hi olivia! this is a dress i made last year out of fabric, double sided bond paper, a zipper and various existentialist and philosophical literature. an alternative to just leaving them out on your coffee table for your date to see.

4: pizza party

i made this delicious pizza for basic design last year. it used to be a bit juicier but it's been sitting in the basement. good thing it's made out of sculpey clay, acrylic paint, beeswax, food colouring, hair oil, foot cream, shampoo and flour, or else somebody would have eaten it considering how appetizing it looks.

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that is one of three 11.5x18 pencil crayon drawings i did, adapted from photos in a porno mag. i don't have the other two in my possession anymore but i'm sure they'll make their way on to this thing sooner or later.

2

here's a video animation i made for school a few months ago. i don't know anything about animation, but i do know how to party. turn on your speakers, the song is crucial

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hello friends,

this is a blog for me to post art that i make. unfortunately i am a lazy woman, so updates might be few and far between. here are two drawings i did of my pal cid's hands. if you know how to count to twelve you'll probably notice that there is something fishy going on.